Really want to trade tons of stuff for a fully working ps3!?

I badly want a ps3 but have no money. The things i have are a gamecube with memory card and games like resident evil 4 and mario cart, 2 dvd players, a DS, dbz season 3, game boy sp with a broken screen, game boy pocket with a small crack in the screen, snes+nes combo system with games like dragon warrior, mortal kombat 2, super mario world and Original super mario bros., diablo for the pc, 25-30 dbz vhs tapes, dbz movies 3, 12, 13, lots of books like brinsar and eldest, original ps1 with memory card and games, casio power graphing calculator, about 500-700 yu-gi-oh cards, juicebox video player with dexters lab show, gba gameshark, atari and Genesis plug and play tv with games like sonic, altered beast, pong, breakout and more, maden 07 hall of fame edition for the xbox 360, plus many other books and small electronics too numorus to list. Please look at this because it is my birthday and despertly need a ps3.